What it would be like to have a handle on EVERYTHING!
But then, why are there control freaks? Why would someone WANT to add stress?
Why corn flour is that weird consistency.
How facsimile machines work OR better still the whole fibre optic technology thing?
How weird it was that my husband and his father and his father before him ALL use/used the Theorem of Pythagorus for their landscaping jobs...
Why I raise my eyebrows when I apply makeup?
That because I am wondering out loud whether or not I am asking a question and should use a "?" or whether I should end the sentence with a "." because I am making a rhetorical statement OR whether I should leave the sentence to ponder and insert "..." at the end...?. So from now on * (insert appropriate punctuation here).
Why I HATE it when someone says "...and that."* For example "We went to the beach and surfed and that." OR "There was Rebecca and Susan and that." I know at least ONE person who can sympathise with me...
Why I grunt* I grunt when I lift weights and I am up to the last 3 reps. My face screws up and I go "URGH" and that. Ha! thought I'd throw that one in...
What it would be like to see daylight between my thighs when I walk while in my forties*
Will my jeans EVER stop producing a muffin-top*
Why I can't commit myself long term* I admit that when I apply myself to whatever, I do well, but I am easily bored and inevitably want to move on. I am in that zone at the moment and I have a future plan already...
Why some mornings I wake up sneezing* I mean, what is the greeble that causes it? I suffer from hayfever. My sinuses are snot city within 10 minutes of waking and my body isn't satisfied with the expulsion until I look and sound like I have the mother-load of head colds. AND it's never a good thing to sneeze BEFORE the morning constitution... I'm just saying...
Why people get confused with "then" and "than" in written language*
The area between my lips and nose possesses my most sensitive maternal tools. I will smell, bury and run my lips across my kids to find out where they have been, if they have washed properly or if they are unwell, etc. Well, I don't do it as often with the hairier ones...
I'm such a confused individual*